I want a Heavy Metal Music Chelator to exist.
From Wikipedia: “The chelate effect describes the enhanced affinity of chelating ligands for a metal ion compared to the affinity of a collection of similar nonchelating (monodentate) ligands for the same metal.”
In other words, chelators bond to the metal atoms in various compounds and keep them from doing things.
How cool would it be if there was an app that could take heavy metal music and take all the heaviness and brutality out of it?
Until someone that’s not in grad school has time to turn this dream into reality, I’d settle for this lady doing more piano covers of different types of metal. Maybe a little Obituary before their concert here next month?!
Obituary. Hopefully none of them permanently end up in coffins before I get to risk my life in their mosh pit. The image is from their 2008 Best Of album, photo credit this awesomely ridiculous website: http://gunshyassassin.com/news/obituary-sign-with-relapse-records/
